{"id":20,"date":"2007-11-09T22:29:55","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T22:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skullcull.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/09\/zen-and-the-art-of-being-an-arsehole\/"},"modified":"2007-11-09T22:29:55","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T22:29:55","slug":"zen-and-the-art-of-being-an-arsehole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"zen and the art of being an arsehole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>for some people being an arsehole comes as naturally as waking in the morning &#8212; other people have to really work at that shit. i think the ones who are unaffected are a better class of arsehole because what kind of arsehole works at it? being an arsehole should be natural. i feel that i am sometimes blessed or cursed with the attribute (depending on your perspective) of not having to try. i know my fiancee would much rather i sucked at being an arsehole and i know around her i would prefer to be an angel, but around certain people i need to ramp up my arsehole tendencies and give them free-reign. i need to stop showing deference to people who do not deserve it. what made me think of all this shit? some arseholes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\nNow playing: <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.foxytunes.com\/artist\/the+black+crowes\/track\/no+speak+no+slave\\\" title=\\\"\\'The Black Crowes - No Speak No Slave\\' - open on FoxyTunes Planet\\\">The Black Crowes &#8211; No Speak No Slave<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\\\"color:#999999;font-style:italic;font-size:10px;\\\">via <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.foxytunes.com\/signatunes\/\\\" title=\\\"FoxyTunes - Web of music at your fingertips\\\">FoxyTunes<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for some people being an arsehole comes as naturally as waking in the morning &#8212; other people have to really work at that shit. i think the ones who are unaffected are a better class of arsehole because what kind <a href=\"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/?p=20\"> Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[56,134,160],"tags":[248,276],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emotions","category-ramblings","category-theories","tag-arsehole","tag-behaviour"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}