{"id":171,"date":"2008-03-11T21:00:18","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T21:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skullcull.wordpress.com\/?p=171"},"modified":"2008-03-11T21:00:18","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T21:00:18","slug":"film-hick-hardy-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"film hick: hardy men?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\\\"http:\/\/skullcull.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/hardy-men.jpg\\\" title=\\\"hardy\u00a0men\\\"><img src=\\\"http:\/\/skullcull.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/hardy-men.jpg\\\" style=\\\"width:320px;height:320px;\\\" alt=\\\"hardy\u00a0men\\\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>in the same way that i got a distinct look of having had shit on a stick waved under my nose when i heard about the new <i>star trek<\/i> movie, today i got that feeling when i heard about <i>the hardy men<\/i>. nostalgia is coming to kick me in the nuts today &#8212; first of all we get some bastardised modern version of <i>wacky races<\/i>, then someone goes and takes <i>the hardy boys<\/i> which i used to really enjoy reading and turns it into some reimagined, post-modern piece of ironic pap. course it could be good, but fuck man, pre-chewed food makes me sick. why is hollywood getting more and more like a colostomy bag that they have punctured just to watch the shit flow out?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\nNow playing: <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.foxytunes.com\/artist\/the+fall\/track\/fortress+deer+park\\\" title=\\\"\\'The Fall - Fortress\/Deer Park\\' - open on FoxyTunes Planet\\\">The Fall &#8211; Fortress\/Deer Park<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\\\"color:#999999;font-style:italic;font-size:10px;\\\">via <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.foxytunes.com\/signatunes\/\\\" title=\\\"FoxyTunes - Web of music at your fingertips\\\">FoxyTunes<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in the same way that i got a distinct look of having had shit on a stick waved under my nose when i heard about the new star trek movie, today i got that feeling when i heard about the <a href=\"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/?p=171\"> Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22,60,77,112,134,171],"tags":[279,310,550,1111],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book","category-film","category-ideas","category-news","category-ramblings","category-updates","tag-ben-stiller","tag-book-to-film","tag-hardy-boys","tag-tom-cruise"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skullcull.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}